When is ok to kick a midget in the balls? When he stands next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.
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I was in the hospital and got woke at 3am by the nurse wanting to empty my catheter..I said "you're taking the piss ain't ya!"
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I went to the park the other day and I wondered why a frisbee looks bigger the closest it gets?? AND then it hit me!!
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Someone came up to me and said I looked like one of the seven dwarves!!!!
I said I weren't happy!!!!
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I bought a 59" plasma in the sale for 5 quid!!!!!
The only problem with it was that it was stuck on full volume??!!!
I thought well you can't turn that down can you???
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I remember the days when people would push me about and talk behind my back....I hated that wheelchair!!
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I went to the doctors and told him I think I'm going deaf! He said well what are the symptoms?! I said " they are a cartoon family on the TV arnt they??"
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I was in the hospital and got woke at 3am by the nurse wanting to empty my catheter..I said "you're taking the piss ain't ya!"
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I went to the park the other day and I wondered why a frisbee looks bigger the closest it gets?? AND then it hit me!!
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Someone came up to me and said I looked like one of the seven dwarves!!!!
I said I weren't happy!!!!
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I bought a 59" plasma in the sale for 5 quid!!!!!
The only problem with it was that it was stuck on full volume??!!!
I thought well you can't turn that down can you???
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I remember the days when people would push me about and talk behind my back....I hated that wheelchair!!
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I went to the doctors and told him I think I'm going deaf! He said well what are the symptoms?! I said " they are a cartoon family on the TV arnt they??"