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Why Is A Farting Noise So Funny

11/8/2014

SEXY GIRL FART PRANK
A woman at a mall needs help zipping up her skirt, and she gets passersby to help her. As she bends down, she breaks wind in these poor people's faces. It's obvious that this devestating fart is the biggest these unlucky victims have ever heard (or seen)!

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Funny #Shark Cat Riding On That Hoover Thing

2/8/2014

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What the F**k is all this about #SharkCat riding on a robot hoover, dose this make you smile and even laugh....LOL! it does me for a Laugh,

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A Hand Full Of Funny Jokes Ha-Ha

30/7/2014

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When is ok to kick a midget in the balls? When he stands next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.

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I was in the hospital and got woke at 3am by the nurse wanting to empty my catheter..I said "you're taking the piss ain't ya!"

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I went to the park the other day and I wondered why a frisbee looks bigger the closest it gets?? AND then it hit me!!

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Someone came up to me and said I looked like one of the seven dwarves!!!!
I said I weren't happy!!!!

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I bought a 59" plasma in the sale for 5 quid!!!!!
The only problem with it was that it was stuck on full volume??!!!
I thought well you can't turn that down can you???

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I remember the days when people would push me about and talk behind my back....I hated that wheelchair!!

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I went to the doctors and told him I think I'm going deaf! He said well what are the symptoms?! I said " they are a cartoon family on the TV arnt they??"

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#SharkCat Shark Cat Song

21/7/2014

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SHARK CAT SONG. What Does the #SharkCat Say? Texas Girly 1979 youtube channel

I have seen some cute funny stuff ... but a cat with a aqua blue shark suit on riding a robot hoover thing around the floor beaing followed by a duck... I think it's funney. :-)